Lyrics

Pretty sure I seized the wrong day
It didn't matter much to her
She left me anyway
And said that I'm not ok

I never meant
I never meant for it to end up this way

Half-Ass Monkey Boy Bluesin in a 3-piece suit
I never said
I never said I could participate

Old friends are all burning on cue as our lovers pass by
With their eyes black and blue
I never knew that dope could make you change teams
Jane fell twice just yesterday
So, they say
Animals walking in Two by Two

Bitch said that I'm crazy that I'm lazy
That I smoke weed and get hazy
I wear hi-tops and look shady
I never do anything worth anything
And I sit saying things instead of doing things
So I'm just wondering
If we can all wait a bit
Ring-a-ling ding someone answer

Saw your pic in the paper
Someone said that I raped her
Played prince and then saved her
Stop being polite right
So, they say that I play games when I'm alone
That I just sit there and I play on my phone
That I have no etiquette
That I didn't hear a word you said
As long as the lions get fed
So, stop bringing sexy back
Dilly will he Mary, Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow

And just why'd Miss Mary buy a ring
Did she think we were a thing
No one was answering
That's why she keeps on checking
If I'm in the paper
At my neighbors I'm not stable

Half-Ass Monkey Boy Bluesin' in a 3-piece suit
Losing wives losing lives and then complaining about
Can I just watch from the corner