Vroom vroom. It is a moped.

Here is what The Vuré has always believed: the size of the vehicle is irrelevant to the quality of the journey. Napoleon had a complicated relationship with scale. The historical record suggests he spent considerable energy trying to make things larger than they were, which is an understandable impulse and also an exhausting one.
Napoleon the song is not really about Napoleon. It is about the posture of Napoleon. The hat. The stance. The absolute conviction that you are the most important person in whatever room you have just walked into, regardless of the room's assessment of the situation. It is about the moped that arrives at the party with the energy of a motorcycle, the confidence entirely unearned and entirely committed.
The Aether has a soft spot for this kind of audacity. Not the cruelty of the historical Napoleon, let's be clear about that, but the sheer nerve of the person who looks at what they have and decides it is enough to be magnificent with. The person who rides the moped like it is a stallion. Who shows up to the grand stage of history on a vehicle that the grand stage of history would not have planned for.
You do not need a warhouse. You need the conviction that what you have will carry you.
Vroom vroom. It is a moped. Get on it.
- The Vuré







