Lyrics

Fat Bottom Gym Day in St. Anne’s auditorium
Coach Ben says to stop staring you’ll go blind
One, two, three get to the starting mark I said she’s
Punch Drunk Love in a glitter top, I can’t seem to get her off my mind
My Valentine is getting all the fancy looks today
Can someone ask if she notices me

Try to strike up conversation like can you spare a dime

All the world’s a stage, and you’re on mine
All the world’s a stage, when you got the time
And if you call that entertainment, that’s just fine

Sad lonely boys say that they’re tougher than they are
I drive a fancy car, and I wear shades
Young naïve so pretty sweet such pure delight upon my eyes
I never thought I’d lie

Hopscotch Recess as we wash the day away
All the world’s a stage, as long as you’re mine